ROYAL RANDWICK · RACE 1

The name is in the gates.

One very special filly. One winning name.

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A race just for Hannah 🌷

✦ PHOTO FINISH ✦

NO ROOM IN THE ROOM

She wins by a Winnie. 🌷

Breeding: Crazy Professor (by Google Phone) × Pisces Full Moon
Silks: Tulip pink, Apple-white sleeves. Strictly no Android.
Trainer: Grandad (Android model, Star Trek edition)
Stable: Letterbox Lodge, Waterloo. Key kept in the letterbox.
Strapper: Winona “Cleo” Rose, third-generation show dog. Travels in the saddlebag.
Gear: Blinkers off, Lagree on. Fuel: packet popcorn, Mecca, Yo-Chi.
Barrier: Won't load before 9 am. “Too early to deal with you.”
Form: 1st Coogee Pav Stakes (“Coogee is our oyster”). Scratched from the Maddy and Marty Handicap (field “sooo performative and fake”).
Prize: “Lego. And the world.” Winners' circle rule: “Don't come here without a present.”
Stewards: Protest from ChatGPT dismissed. Correct weight.

Also entered: Marinating In Tan, Popcorn Inception, Letterbox Key, Cleo Botolonanya, Lego And The World.